Punk Azz Bitch!!

You ever meet a fellow brother who talks a good game and tries to be a playa in the world but when faced with adversity bitches out? Well if you haven’t let me kick this story to you so that you can at least say you read about one.

The time was during Black Hawks years at the Mecca (for you dumb Azz folks that’s Howard University…). Black Hawk found himself fooling around with Panama Gal, she was just one of many others in Black Hawks stable but I spent enough time over her spot that I knew about the comings and goings of Panama Gal and her roomy Lonely Heart. See Lonely Heart was dating this dude (not worth giving his azz a name as you shall soon see) and he would always be over there. In fact he was there more then I was there so I would have never thought he had time to kick game to anyone else. Me Black Hawk would just roll through when I felt like studying and having serious conversations about all types of shit. See if I didn’t mention earlier Panama Gal was not only super fine (super super fine) but she was also smart as shit (4.0 student) so I always knew when I was around her some type of studying was definitely going to take place because she didn’t play that shit.

Well sometimes Panama Gal, Lonely Heart, Black Hawk, and dude would have our own little parties where we played games told stories and laughed and shit till the early morning hours. It was during these times that dude would always try and let me know that he was worthy of being my friend by letting me know how he ran his game. See dude knew that Black Hawk was part of the in-crowd at the Mecca (you know the brothers who have all the ladies around all the time and both dudes and ladies all wanted to be part of this group, but it was really by invite only), and he wanted to be part of this crowd also. So he would sit around when Panama Gal and Lonely Heart were not around and lay down his game to me. I must say I was very surprised because he always seemed to be with Lonely Heart so I always wondered where he found the time to get about like he was saying. I must say it almost had me fooled as there were times on the “Yard” that I would sort of introduce him to some of my folks if we came across one another (lucky I never really vouched for him) on the yard.

Well let me get to the heart of this story…one day Panama Gal and I were chilling in her place just looking at “A Different World” and enjoying some MacDonald’s and shit. Then Lonely Heart and dude come in and we all start talking about this and that. All of the sudden there is a knock at the door and my baby Panama Gal went to the door. Now usually in a dorm u just open the door since it’s already in a secure building, but Panama Gal was always a cautious person so she asked who it was…and very loud and clear you heard the voice on the other side say “It’s Angry Betty is Lonely Heart home” well Panama Gal didn’t know who Angry Betty was and neither did Lonely Heart, but you could clearly see that dude knew who she was because he was like “OH SHIT”…being as though I was a guess in the place Black Hawk just sat there observing this scene as it went down. Lonely Heart got up to answer the door while Panama Gal stepped to the side and dude ran into Lonely Heart’s room and went in the closet…..Yes you heard me this dude hid in the closet as his lady went to answer the door. When Lonely Heart opened the door and Angry Betty stepped in my first impression was like damn this girl is fine as shit…Black Hawk may have to make a mental note to holler at her when I see her on the yard…lol…

The scene by this time was sort of crazy as Angry Betty looked at Panama Gal like who the fuck are you and Panama Gal looked back at her like bitch this is my place and you stepping up in here rolling your eyes at me…if u don’t correct that shit real quick I might have to knock the shit out of you…side note…Panama Gal was part black and part Panamanian so I think the mix of the blackness and that Latin fire was always there with her…which actually made Black Hawk love the punany times when she would let out that “OOOOOHHHH Papi shit out on me…lol.

Well Angry Betty quickly changed her tone and started addressing Lonely Heart with the fact that dude and her had been seeing/fucking each other for the past semester and that he had just left her crib before coming over here and she thought it was time for the shit to come to light. Well you would have expected Lonely Heart to go off on this bitch for bringing this drama into her spot and normally that’s what would happen, but Lonely Heart flipped the script…she very calmly told Angry Betty that this was news to her but let’s have dude clarify what was happening…
…Oh Yeah “dude” almost forgot about his punk azz!! See during this whole time this bitch is still hiding in the closet…So all four of us Lonely Heart, Angry Betty, Panama Gal, and Black Hawk proceed to Lonely Heart’s room. See Panama Gal and I really could have left as we really didn’t have anything to do with this, but damn this shit was getting good and I wanted to be nosy anyway…smile…we all have the little bit of nosiness in us…lol…

Once we are all in the room the next thing that happened made me embarrassed to be a man. Lonely Heart asked dude to come out the closet and he wouldn’t open the door…Lonely Heart went to open it and he pulled it back shut…I mean this dude was in his “ladies” place hiding in the closet with his other jump off standing there and hiding in the closet holding the door shut!!! I was like this shit is too good no one would ever believe this shit in a million years. Both ladies were trying to tell him to come out the closet and dude just refused….

Finally Angry Betty looked at Lonely Heart and said “look I just wanted you to know what type of dude you were dealing with, I don’t want him anymore so you can have this Punk Azz Bitch boy” and she then proceeded to depart stage left. Well Panama Gal walked her to the door and Lonely Heart followed…I stayed in the room with my mouth wide open in amazement. I heard the front door close and then I heard Panama Gal and Lonely Heart go into Panama Gal’s room and close the door…I heard some crying going on but knew it couldn’t be Panama Gal, because Black Hawk was taking care of all his shit on that end so she had no need to be near tears…

Then all of the sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw the closet door open and dude stick his head out…. He asked me was it clear which I had no response and then he came out. I was just standing there looking at him “like dude…DUDE”. What he said next almost floored me with laughter…Yo Black Hawk, that was some close shit there…I’m going to have to go talk to Angry Betty and let her know I don’t play that shit!!! I COULDN’T DO ANYTHING BUT START LAUGHING AT THIS DUDE…In fact I laughed so loud and hard that Panama Gal and Lonely Heart came out the room and looked at me in amazement…I looked at Panama Gal and then back at dude and then back at Panama Gal who I think knew what I was thinking about and she gave me the ok…I took ole boys shoes that were in Lonely Heart’s room and his jacket and opened the door and threw them out in the hallway…I then told him to take his “PUNK AZZ BITCH” self up outta here and don’t ever come back and lose Lonely Hearts number…end story stage left!