Danger Will Robinson...Danger

Danger Will Robinson…Danger….Danger…remember that line from the old “Lost in Space” sci-fi movie…smile…Well Black Hawk has had a Danger warning flashing on my phone for the past few days…I asked MD Finest about it last night and even he was perplexed.

See right about now Black Hawk has been yearning for some oochie goochie na na na for sometime now…I mean damn it’s been since 5/31 since I last got me some…and trust for Black Hawk that is quite sometime!

Well since Black Hawk and MD Finest were spotted in the liquor store by MD Crab Cake cousin (Soft as Silk) Black Hawk has been getting calls from her. See I have never brought up MD Crab Cake because she was a non factor. You see she and Black Hawk had their time a few years back and Black Hawk had to bring that to an end. Her number was erased from my memory and phone by me for a reason. However, she caught me off guard recently when she called because I couldn’t recognize the number. The conversation went something like this:

Black Hawk – Hello

MD Crab Cake – Hey baby

Black Hawk – Who is this?

MD Crab Cake – MD Crab Cake

Black Hawk – Thinking in his head Damn why did I answer this…I don’t want to talk to her….so I said “What’s Up”

MD Crab Cake – What’s been up with you?

Black Hawk – Nothing much…just busy

MD Crab Cake – oh really…Damn a sister don’t get no-time anymore…You going to Miami this year?

Black Hawk – Naw not going, but hey listen I got to run about to handle some business

MD Crab Cake – ok call me back when you get a moment.

So our little conversation ended…right after which Black Hawk locked her number back in the phone so that he could know when she was calling the next time and let it go unanswered.

Since that conversation and my running into Soft as Silk in the liquor store, Black Hawk has gotten about 12 calls from MD Crab Cake. May not seem like a lot of calls, but from someone who you haven’t spoken to in forever that’s a great deal of calls!!
See MD Crab Cake is someone from the past for a reason and ones I wish not to unravel again, but needless to say we had our time it was fun and then it was over (my choice). Since then MD Finest has told me that she has just let herself go in the looks category. Not to say that should be the barometer of whether or not you interact with someone, but for me it’s an indicator for her. You see when MD Crab Cake is at her best and doing right she was one Maryland’s finest, but the fact that she has gained tons of weight and so forth tells me that she’s still doing the things that led me to cut it off.

While I was chilling at MD Finest house last night I get another call from MD Crab Cake and show MD Finest the call as it was coming in. I wondered out loud once again why she is calling me. I didn’t answer the call at the time but thought to myself next time she calls I’m going to find out what she wants.

Later that evening when I was heading back to my new spot (which is not far from MD Finest) I get another call from you know who MD Crab Cake. So I answer this time and the conversation went like this:

Black Hawk – Hello MD Crab Cake…What’s Up?

MD Crab Cake – You baby…I been trying to hit you up for the past few days…you didn’t get any of my calls? My cousin said she saw you and MD Finest in the liquor store.

Black Hawk – oh really, yeah I saw her and Soft as Silk was looking gorgeous as usual…lol…tell her we both thought so.

MD Crab Cake – oh your boy was checking? Because I know you weren’t making that mistake.

Black Hawk – I mean damn she was there and I looked and he looked…I’m not a horse…lol

MD Crab Cake – anyway…so where you at now?

Black Hawk – heading to my spot

MD Crab Cake – what you mean your spot? You’re living by yourself?

Black Hawk – yeah I’m on my own right now…

MD Crab Cake – So when can a sister get an invite?

Danger….Danger…Danger…Danger….Danger….Danger…

Black Hawk – lady please…listen I’m about to go into an area where my phone gets no signal, but if we get disconnected I’ll call you back ok.

MD Crab Cake – hello…hello…hello…can you hear me

Black Hawk – still can hear her, but ends call!
I should have seen it coming with all the calls but luckily I was able to see the Danger signal once the call was accepted. I mean don’t get me wrong Black Hawk is in need of some comfort, but really…really…really I know MD Crab Cake is not the answer to my problems but more of a problem in itself…She is from the past for a reason and I choose to let her remain in the past!!